You're Not A Stylist!

A customer comes into my store with her baby in a stroller. I greet her, but she is too distracted to respond. She picks out a couple of pieces and lays them over the stroller.

Jacquie:

may I start you a fitting room?

Customer:

yes, great. Thank you.

Jacquie:

(takes the skirt and two dresses off the stroller and puts them into a fitting room)

Customer:

(continues browsing and takes out a white top. Customer looks around and seems confused all of a sudden) where did I...?

Jacquie:

pardon me?

Customer:

I thought I had a couple of pieces on my stroller.... Excuse me (to another customer) Why did you take my clothes from my stroller?!?

Customer 2:

excuse me?

Customer:

my clothes. I left them on my stroller. Why would you take them?

Customer 2:

...what?

Jacquie:

oh! I asked you if you wanted me to start you a fitting room for the pieces you picked out. So I put them in the fitting room for you.

Customer:

I never asked you to do such a thing please bring them back to me.

Jacquie:

uhh okay...(grabs pieces from fitting room and brings them back out to her)

Customer:

(looks at pieces I brought back out) These aren't the pieces I picked out.

Jacquie:

I'm pretty sure they are...

Customer:

these aren't them!

Jacquie:

well I haven't started any fitting rooms for anyone else...And since I just took them from you about a minute ago..im pretty certain that these are the ones you picked out.

Customer:

(looks at tags) made in china??! Well these definitely aren't going to fit me no matter what size I choose...those Chinese people are so small.

Jacquie:

they are standard sizing...

Customer:

so if I try these on and go out in public after I buy them. And tell people that I got this outfit from this store... And people think it looks awful then I'll come back in here and blame you for making me look silly. Right?

Jacquie:

I'm sorry, I don't understand...?

Customer:

I can't try these pieces on because I have my baby. So if I go home, try them on and they look awful. I'm going to blame you for it.

Jacquie:

you picked those pieces out yourself...I will not take any responsibility for such a thing...if you decide to get it and don't try it on...That's a risk you are taking. Not me.

Customer:

can I refund it if it doesn't work then?

Jacquie:

we do exchange or store credit only. Sale items are a final sale.

Customer:

well that's just stupid. Did you make up those rules?

Jacquie:

no. I just work here.

Customer:

that's what they all say. Maybe you shouldn't be a stylist then.

Jacquie:

But... I'm not a stylist...

Customer:

Exactly!!! (exit customer)

Jacquie:

(WTF??!?!?)